Hey, there, Tucker.
I think you ought to come in and try it.
They say that mud baths are very relaxing.
The mud's supposed to suck the stress out.
It's supposed to wash out impurities
and increase blood circulation.
It's supposed to soothe aches and pains.
I just think it is a pain.
Pure and simple!
Would you believe people pay money
for something like this?!!!