Gypsy Jabbers: Furry or Food

I don't understand humans. 

They are so boring. 

They insist on walking on the trails. 

Don't they realize life would be much more interesting... 

if they sometimes walked off the trail?

And then there is their total disregard for odors...

Stupid people! 

They are missing out on so much.

I mean, with one sniff I 

can tell whether it was food...

or whether is was furry.

....or  whether it was not food.

Life doesn't get much simpler than that!
Food.... or not food....