Dreaming: Honey, I'm thinking of getting an electric string trimmer.
Mr. Dreamy: Why would you want one of those? We have the gas one already.
Dreaming: I've never been able to get the weed wacker started.
Mr. Dreamy: Oh, it's easy. Let me show you…
First, you have to make sure it has fuel.
Dreaming: OK. I see.
Mr. Dreamy: Then, you pump this little bulb until this little fuel line has no more bubbles in it. See?
Dreaming: Oh, OK. I guess that's what I have done wrong in the past.
Mr. Dreamy: Then you push this switch all the way to the top. You grab it here, on the handle, holding the trigger. Then you pull the cord. Like this.
Dreaming: Yes, I see.
Mr. Dreamy: Well, sometimes you have to put this switch back toward the middle. Then pull a few times.
Dreaming: Uh huh.
Mr. Dreamy: Well, if it still won't start, then pull the switch all the way back. Then pull a few times.
I think maybe I've flooded it. I'll have to try starting it later.
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Maybe I should rethink the whole thing and get a goat!