Life is a highway....
I am living a dream as I travel and explore our world. What will I find around the next corner?
Monday, April 19, 2010
Pippin's POV: Worse Than Getting Underwear for Christmas
Oh, the shame! Oh, the humiliation! I can't believe what has happened to me! Maybe the reason it feels so bad is that it started out sounding so good. My Mrs. Owner told me she was going to the Cowboy WalMart to get me a present. Present? I love presents! I was so excited. Maybe she was going to get me some apple flavored treats? Maybe she was going to get me a bubble gum flavored play ball? Maybe she was going to get me a new brush that would scritch the itchy spots? An-ti-ci-pa-tion, An-ti-ci-pa-a-tion (I'm singing it) made me do happy dances all day. And then....here comes Mrs. Owner....oh yes, she has something in her hand....
It's not a bag of treats.
It's not a ball.
It's not a new brush.
It's Super Muzzle!
Oh, the ignominy.
Get it off!!! Get it off!!! I can't eat! I can't breathe! I'm gonna call the ASPCA! I'm gonna call PETA!