Fountain of Youth

Perhaps the cure for my arthritis resides in the additives that Thomas uses in making English Muffins!

I think these have been in our drawer for at least two weeks. 

There is not a spot of mold on any of them,

and they still feel soft and fresh.

Have I found the Fountain of Youth?

If I eat more of these, will those additives preserve me?

 Scary.

I recently resolved to eat/serve fewer foods with additives. 

I am trying to shop using the adage that if I can't pronounce it,

I don't want to eat it.