Escapee

Gypsy! Gypseeee! Come back. Y'aren't sposed
to be on the other side of the fence.

But there are all kinds of wonderful

things to smell over here. Look, this

is where the coyotes were howling

last night. Come on, Tucker. Come

smell with me. Come run with me. 

I can't come with you. I can't fit under the gate. I'm

a big hot shot. Come back before Mrs. Owner 

sees you. Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Will you stop yapping? I found something 
really nifty. Oh look, there are two pieces.

I'll bring them both and we can share. 

Even though you can't get under the

gate you can still have a special treat!

What did you find? Hurry back. I wanna see the

treat. What is it? What is it? What is it?

Ta da! Isn't this the best thing you have

seen? I found some hairy bones. They 
smell wonderful! Mmm-mm-GOOD!

Holy cow.... er, Holy Deer! You found deer legs. 

You are right. These are the best, even if the fuzz
tickles my tongue. But, I do kinda feel sorry 

about the deer. I like chasing them, maybe

even more than chewing on their bones.

PS from Mrs. Owner: The next day the skull came back with Gypsy. The gate has now been blocked!