Do you enjoy April Fool's jokes, or pranks? When I had my Haflingers they pulled a joke on me. I posted about it....way back then. I stumbled upon the posts the other day and decided to post them again.
I used to think that my horses had the personalities (horsonalities) of Goofus & Gallant, from the Highlights magazine that was always at my dentist's office. Pippin was the goofy guy, and Doc was made of sterner stuff - he was an old stick-in-the-mud!
Here's the first post:
Pippin's Point of View: The Haf Laugh
I pulled a prank on Mrs. Owner! ROTGL (no floor in the paddock...has to be G for ground, instead)!This morning when Mrs. Owner came down to feed us, I didn't stick my head around the corner of the barn and whinny at her as I usually do. [Giggle] I wasn't in my stall walking in circles waiting, not so patiently, for hay. [Snigger] She couldn't find me! [Chortle] Guess where I was? Do you give up? Huh? Can you guess? I was rooming in with Doc! [Snicker...Snort] I spent the night with Doc and Mrs. Owner can't figure out how I did it! [Yuk, yuk, yuk] Yup, there we were, in his stall together! Mrs. Owner scratched her head. The stall doors were shut and latched. The stall wall was in tact. The Priefert panels were all standing, and none were bent down (as if I'd be stupid enough to try to climb up the panels)! [Guffaw...Hee...Haw] The gates between the paddocks were all latched. [Cackle] And here's the best part [TeeHeeHee] she figures I musta jumped the panel! Me?! Jumping 5 feet from almost a standstill? Now, that's funny! Well, [Hiccup] anyway, it was the best prank and I'm not telling anyone my secret! It's so deliciously funny!
Imagine my surprise when I came down and found both horses in one stall and paddock. I thought that our neighbor (not a neighhhhh-bor, since I'm speaking of horses here Hahaha!) may have tiptoed over to move the horse....he was a jokester, but I just couldn't see it.
Here's the 2nd post....and the end to the story!
Pippin's quite full of himself after pulling the prank on Mrs. Owner. Of course, I had to put up with the pipsqueak for half the night. Thank Gawd he didn't get in early enough to eat my hay! Anyway, I'd like to set things straight and let you know that Mrs. Owner did figure it out, and pretty darn quickly! You see, we have a gate between the paddocks and Pippin, the Pipsqueak, plopped one of his size two's down on it with a bit of force, right near the hinge end of the gate. It seems that his not-so-dainty hoof, along with a little heft on his part was enough to break the weld on the hinge of the gate. After a winter of good hay and lots of rest I imagine we have both put on a few pounds here and there which may have added to his 'heft'. The end of the gate dropped down to the ground, which allowed the upper hinge to slide off the hinge pin. Pippin pushed the gate open and later, leaned his not so tiny hiny against it and shut it again. The chain that latches the gate on the other end acted like a hinge and held the gate upright. In fact, other than being a bit lower, the gate looked almost normal!
Mrs. Owner took a trip to the cowboy 'WalMart'. The good folks at the ranch supply store had never seen that happen before and gave her a new hinge piece. By the afternoon the gate was back on its hinges, ready to keep us apart.
Oh, I see the new hinge!
So, who's the April Fool?
I really do miss my two guys - they never failed to entertain!
Tomorrow's April Fool's day. Do you have a prank to pull? You have time to think one up! Have fun!
Your two horses were so funny to pull such a prank on you. Clever and strong too.
ReplyDeleteThey had a full repertoire of tricks! I can't tell you how many times we'd find them in the back yard in the mornings!
DeleteHorses can be quite the pranksters, and animals are about the only "people" I can tolerate pranks from. I think April Fool's pranks have become cruel, or maybe they've always been cruel, and I'm older now and can see it better. I don't know. I've never been a fan of pranks or April Fool's Day, so I try to stay away from people who enjoy that type of "fun".
ReplyDeleteIt's funny, but we had an acquaintance in our old community who always tried to prank people, regardless of the day. It was very annoying.
DeleteStranger things have happened! Lori
ReplyDeleteYes...you could probably write a book...and I'll contribute a chapter or two!
DeleteHa! It's a surprise to me as I had no clue horses could plot, plan, and carry off such a stunt!
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Not sure how purposeful this may have been, but they did learn how to push open their stall doors by leaning into them so the door would give a bit, and then the latch would bend.
DeleteThis is funny!
ReplyDeleteIt really was a fun puzzle...especially at 7 AM BC (Before Coffee!)
Delete:) Fun!
ReplyDeleteThe guys provided a lot of that!
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