Corgi Glitter

My little Corgi must thinks it's grand,

To accost this monster invading her land.

The beaters beat on the vinyl floor,

As I grudgingly perform my daily chore. 

There's a bit of dirt and lots of Corgi fluff,

But the vacuum's brain concludes there's enough

To signal it's a carpeted surface, wall to wall,

When it's simply Corgi glitter, that's all!

Lots of Corgi glitter, that's all!