Pippin's POV: Practice Makes Perfect

I just don't understand why my Mrs.Owner isn't as excited as I am about my new trick. Well, it isn't a new trick, but I've been perfecting it and what they say is true! Practice makes perfect! I'm down to under 10 seconds. I believe that's a tough time to beat! 

I am a very talented horse, if I do say so myself. Hay, I wonder if I could get on Letterman's show when he does Stupid Pet Tricks? But wait a minute, why isn't it called Letterman's Really Smart Pet Tricks? I'd get a trip to New York City - wouldn't that be cool? I'd be famous! I wonder if I'd get priority boarding and a First Class seat with free carrots?


Well, my Mrs. Owner doesn't like my trick. In fact, she foils my attempts by braiding my mane around my halter. Geesh, not only does it stop me slow me down, but I look like a stoopid mare! Real geldings don't wear braids! Oh, well, maybe those sissified show horses... but not us handsome drafty guys!