Thursday, March 6, 2014

Gypsy Jabbers: Stench from Another Wench

Have you ever noticed something about humans? They totally don't get it. Actually, I don't get it... I don't understand how they can walk by something, and not smell that another dog has been there, let alone that it was the Havanese that lives in the trailer across the street, or that the German Shepherd from down the block was there an hour earlier. They don't smell the little crumb of hamburger that dropped in the gravel three weeks ago. They don't even know that two dogs are walking down the street right this very minute, just because they are out of sight. Humans seem to have very limited abilities, don't you think? I guess you could say they are home, but the blinds are down!

Dreaming is a nice lady, but....


She takes me to the little dog park down the street. Yuck! That place stinks! She stands around talking with other humans. She doesn't even notice that she is standing on pee and pooh germs from hundreds of other dogs. I hate walking on that grass! I usually just walk on the little 'road' next to the grass. At least that gets washed off a bit when they water the grass and only the guy dogs ever sprinkle a little tinkle on it. I'll only go on the grass, placing my feet very carefully, mind you, if I really, really, really gotta go. Oh, gross! Yuck! P.U.! Get me outta here!

8 comments:

  1. Love it. Our girls had a difficult time adjusting to the grass at the new place this summer. They'd have walked the plank too if they'd have had one for sure.

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    1. It is interesting to see how different dogs react.

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  2. How cool, as I really was wondering why you were walking the line, but I totally and completely get it! Same reason why I hate walking through an area where geese have been doing their thing!

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    1. Ugh... there is nothing worse than goose poop! Luckily, we don't have them visiting us at home!

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  3. I'm with you, Gypsy! Creeps me out!

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    1. Thanks for being on my side, Fundy.

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  4. You are a proper lady Gypsy...just keep on doing it your way:)

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    1. I'm glad there are some other ladies out there! The guy dogs just don't get it!

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