'are you ready for some football'
with 100 additional words.
Here's my take on the prompt:
The season’s upon us, here comes fall
When men become zombies, intent on a ball
When the referee’s whistle becomes a clarion call
When sports on TV drive you up a wall
When the crowd’s noise begins to pall
When your man’s enthusiasm makes you want to bawl
When he tunes you out; that takes gall
When it goes on so long there'll be some sort of brawl
When you finally become so tired of it all
Here’s what you do, c’mon y’all...
Grab your purse for therapy at the mall!
Time to shop. Go ahead. Buy it all!
Hey, are you ready for some football?