I made a discovery...
The allergies that used to cripple me as a teen are still there, lurking below the surface, waiting for allergen overload! My lymphocytes did a marvelous job of detecting foreign bodies. OK, so they know hay... and dust.... intimately! They see it every day. But with the numbers they were encountering they must have figured that things had gone haywire and that their little world was under invasion by little microsopic terrorists. Red Alert! Call out the National Guard. Call out the Marines. Call out the Army.
Call out every able-bodied white cell. Heck... better make more. Sirens are blaring in my body. Messages are moving swiftly through my blood stream. Crank up the factories. Get those Immunoglobulens coming. We need them badly and we need them now. We need more... and more... and more.
Quick! Attack! Kill the enemy! Show no mercy!
My body won the battle over the terorrist hay and dust particles ... at my expense.
I hab neber been tho mitherable in by life!